Drafts · Not Like Winners

Pick	Player	Team
Round 1
1.1 ^#1	Antonio Brown WR FA	Arian Fosters Retirement Party
1.2 ^#2	Adrian Peterson RB FA	Kaep Lives Matter
1.3 ^#3	Cam Newton QB FA	Da FIF
1.4 ^#4	Matt Forte RB FA	u ever dik so hard that harambe comes back from the dead and fists ...
1.5 ^#5	Julio Jones WR FA	Go luck yourself
1.6 ^#6	Lamar Miller RB FA	Last of the assquaches
1.7 ^#7	Ezekiel Elliott RB FA	Dicks Out For Harambe
1.8 ^#8	DeAndre Hopkins WR BAL	Garden of Weeden
1.9 ^#9	Allen Robinson WR FA	Dick's Crab Shack
1.10 ^#10	C.J. Anderson RB FA	Tebow's Baseball All-Stars
1.11 ^#11	Le'Veon Bell RB FA	you ever dick so hard your shirt fell off and then made a cumback?
1.12 ^#12	A.J. Green WR FA	Tom Brady's Revenge

Round 2
2.1 ^#13	Aaron Rodgers QB PIT	Tom Brady's Revenge
2.2 ^#14	Eddie Lacy RB FA	you ever dick so hard your shirt fell off and then made a cumback?
2.3 ^#15	Rob Gronkowski TE FA	Dick's Crab Shack
2.4 ^#16	Doug Martin RB FA	Arian Fosters Retirement Party
2.5 ^#17	Jamaal Charles RB FA	Dicks Out For Harambe
2.6 ^#18	Brandin Cooks WR NO	Last of the assquaches
2.7 ^#19	LeSean McCoy RB FA	Go luck yourself
2.8 ^#20	Demaryius Thomas WR FA	u ever dik so hard that harambe comes back from the dead and fists ...
2.9 ^#21	Alshon Jeffery WR FA	Da FIF
2.10 ^#22	Russell Wilson QB NYG	Kaep Lives Matter
2.11 ^#23	Amari Cooper WR FA	Arian Fosters Retirement Party

Round 3
3.1 ^#24	T.Y. Hilton WR FA	Arian Fosters Retirement Party
3.2 ^#25	Carlos Hyde RB FA	Kaep Lives Matter
3.3 ^#26	Greg Olsen TE FA	Da FIF
3.4 ^#27	Drew Brees QB FA	u ever dik so hard that harambe comes back from the dead and fists ...
3.5 ^#28	Andrew Luck QB FA	Go luck yourself
3.6 ^#29	Carson Palmer QB FA	Last of the assquaches
3.7 ^#30	Ben Roethlisberger QB FA	Dicks Out For Harambe
3.8 ^#31	Julian Edelman WR FA	Garden of Weeden
3.9 ^#32	Dez Bryant WR FA	Arian Fosters Retirement Party
3.10 ^#33	Eric Decker WR FA	Go luck yourself
3.11 ^#34	Randall Cobb WR FA	you ever dick so hard your shirt fell off and then made a cumback?
3.12 ^#35	Donte Moncrief WR FA	you ever dick so hard your shirt fell off and then made a cumback?

Round 4
4.1 ^#36	Doug Baldwin WR FA	Tom Brady's Revenge
4.2 ^#37	Stephen Gostkowski K FA	you ever dick so hard your shirt fell off and then made a cumback?
4.3 ^#38	Denver Broncos D/ST DEN	you ever dick so hard your shirt fell off and then made a cumback?
4.4 ^#39	DeMarco Murray RB FA	Garden of Weeden
4.5 ^#40	Blake Bortles QB FA	Arian Fosters Retirement Party
4.6 ^#41	Tyler Lockett WR TEN	Last of the assquaches
4.7 ^#42	Ryan Mathews RB FA	Go luck yourself
4.8 ^#43	Emmanuel Sanders WR FA	u ever dik so hard that harambe comes back from the dead and fists ...
4.9 ^#44	Jarvis Landry WR FA	Da FIF
4.10 ^#45	Arian Foster RB FA	Arian Fosters Retirement Party

Round 5
5.1 ^#46	Melvin Gordon RB FA	Arian Fosters Retirement Party
5.2 ^#47	Golden Tate WR FA	Kaep Lives Matter
5.3 ^#48	LeGarrette Blount RB FA	Da FIF
5.4 ^#49	Delanie Walker TE FA	u ever dik so hard that harambe comes back from the dead and fists ...
5.5 ^#50	Travis Kelce TE KC	Go luck yourself
5.6 ^#51	DeAngelo Williams RB FA	Last of the assquaches
5.7 ^#52	Larry Fitzgerald WR FA	Dicks Out For Harambe
5.8 ^#53	Kirk Cousins QB ATL	Garden of Weeden
5.9 ^#54	Josh Gordon WR FA	Arian Fosters Retirement Party
5.10 ^#55	Duke Johnson RB FA	Tebow's Baseball All-Stars
5.11 ^#56	Justin Forsett RB FA	you ever dick so hard your shirt fell off and then made a cumback?
5.12 ^#57	Chris Ivory RB FA	Tom Brady's Revenge

Round 6
6.1 ^#58	Giovani Bernard RB FA	Arian Fosters Retirement Party
6.2 ^#59	Tom Brady QB FA	you ever dick so hard your shirt fell off and then made a cumback?
6.3 ^#60	Martellus Bennett TE FA	Tebow's Baseball All-Stars
6.4 ^#61	Matt Ryan QB FA	Dick's Crab Shack
6.5 ^#62	Zach Ertz TE WAS	Garden of Weeden
6.6 ^#63	Tyler Eifert TE FA	Dicks Out For Harambe
6.7 ^#64	Richard Rodgers TE FA	Last of the assquaches
6.8 ^#65	Jameis Winston QB NYG	Go luck yourself
6.9 ^#66	DeSean Jackson WR FA	u ever dik so hard that harambe comes back from the dead and fists ...
6.10 ^#67	Allen Hurns WR FA	Kaep Lives Matter
6.11 ^#68	Kevin White WR FA	Arian Fosters Retirement Party

Round 7
7.1 ^#69	Jonathan Stewart RB FA	Arian Fosters Retirement Party
7.2 ^#70	Antonio Gates TE FA	Kaep Lives Matter
7.3 ^#71	New England Patriots D/ST NE	Da FIF
7.4 ^#72	Carolina Panthers D/ST CAR	u ever dik so hard that harambe comes back from the dead and fists ...
7.5 ^#73	Seattle Seahawks D/ST SEA	Go luck yourself
7.6 ^#74	Kansas City Chiefs D/ST KC	Last of the assquaches
7.7 ^#75	Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN	Dicks Out For Harambe
7.8 ^#76	Houston Texans D/ST HOU	Arian Fosters Retirement Party
7.9 ^#77	Michael Floyd WR FA	Dick's Crab Shack
7.10 ^#78	Eli Manning QB FA	Tebow's Baseball All-Stars
7.11 ^#79	Julius Thomas TE FA	Tom Brady's Revenge

Round 8
8.1 ^#80	Marcus Mariota QB WAS	Tom Brady's Revenge
8.2 ^#81	Andy Dalton QB CAR	you ever dick so hard your shirt fell off and then made a cumback?
8.3 ^#82	Stephen Hauschka K FA	Arian Fosters Retirement Party
8.4 ^#83	Graham Gano K NYG	Dick's Crab Shack
8.5 ^#84	Jordan Matthews WR FA	Garden of Weeden
8.6 ^#85	Justin Tucker K FA	Dicks Out For Harambe
8.7 ^#86	Tavon Austin WR FA	Last of the assquaches
8.8 ^#87	Dan Bailey K FA	Go luck yourself
8.9 ^#88	Vincent Jackson WR FA	u ever dik so hard that harambe comes back from the dead and fists ...
8.10 ^#89	Christine Michael RB FA	Da FIF
8.11 ^#90	Blair Walsh K FA	Kaep Lives Matter
8.12 ^#91	Bilal Powell RB FA	Go luck yourself

Round 9
9.1 ^#92	John Brown WR FA	Go luck yourself
9.2 ^#93	Ameer Abdullah RB FA	Last of the assquaches
9.3 ^#94	Michael Crabtree WR FA	Dicks Out For Harambe
9.4 ^#95	DeVante Parker WR FA	Dick's Crab Shack
9.5 ^#96	Philip Rivers QB FA	Tebow's Baseball All-Stars
9.6 ^#97	Rashad Jennings RB FA	you ever dick so hard your shirt fell off and then made a cumback?
9.7 ^#98	Stefon Diggs WR NE	Tom Brady's Revenge

Round 10
10.1 ^#99	Coby Fleener TE FA	Tebow's Baseball All-Stars
10.2 ^#100	Torrey Smith WR FA	Garden of Weeden
10.3 ^#101	Cairo Santos K CHI	Last of the assquaches
10.4 ^#102	Chandler Catanzaro K FA	u ever dik so hard that harambe comes back from the dead and fists ...
10.5 ^#103	Mason Crosby K FA	Da FIF
10.6 ^#104	Derrick Henry RB BAL	Kaep Lives Matter

Round 11
11.1 ^#105	Charles Clay TE FA	Go luck yourself
11.2 ^#106	Travis Benjamin WR FA	Kaep Lives Matter
11.3 ^#107	Jimmy Graham TE FA	Da FIF
11.4 ^#108	Alex Smith QB FA	u ever dik so hard that harambe comes back from the dead and fists ...
11.5 ^#109	Ryan Fitzpatrick QB FA	Last of the assquaches
11.6 ^#110	Steve Smith WR FA	Dicks Out For Harambe
11.7 ^#111	Isaiah Crowell RB FA	Garden of Weeden
11.8 ^#112	Markus Wheaton WR FA	Dick's Crab Shack
11.9 ^#113	Marvin Jones WR FA	Tebow's Baseball All-Stars
11.10 ^#114	Austin Seferian-Jenkins TE FA	Dick's Crab Shack
11.11 ^#115	Corey Coleman WR FA	Tom Brady's Revenge

Round 12
12.1 ^#116	Danny Woodhead RB FA	Tom Brady's Revenge
12.2 ^#117	Matt Jones RB FA	you ever dick so hard your shirt fell off and then made a cumback?
12.3 ^#118	Sterling Shepard WR TB	Go luck yourself
12.4 ^#119	Frank Gore RB FA	Dick's Crab Shack
12.5 ^#120	Tyrod Taylor QB NYJ	Garden of Weeden
12.6 ^#121	Crockett Gillmore TE FA	Dicks Out For Harambe
12.7 ^#122	Jason Witten TE FA	Last of the assquaches
12.8 ^#123	Devin Funchess WR FA	Go luck yourself
12.9 ^#124	Cincinnati Bengals D/ST CIN	u ever dik so hard that harambe comes back from the dead and fists ...
12.10 ^#125	Mike Wallace WR FA	Da FIF
12.11 ^#126	Matthew Stafford QB LAR	Kaep Lives Matter

Round 13
13.1 ^#127	T.J. Yeldon RB FA	Tebow's Baseball All-Stars
13.2 ^#128	Kyle Rudolph TE FA	Kaep Lives Matter
13.3 ^#129	Darren Sproles RB FA	Da FIF
13.4 ^#130	Dwayne Allen TE FA	u ever dik so hard that harambe comes back from the dead and fists ...
13.5 ^#131	Shane Vereen RB FA	Last of the assquaches
13.6 ^#132	Breshad Perriman WR FA	Dicks Out For Harambe
13.7 ^#133	New York Giants D/ST NYG	Garden of Weeden
13.8 ^#134	Derek Carr QB FA	Dick's Crab Shack
13.9 ^#135	Green Bay Packers D/ST GB	Tebow's Baseball All-Stars
13.10 ^#136	James Starks RB FA	you ever dick so hard your shirt fell off and then made a cumback?

Round 14
14.1 ^#137	New York Jets D/ST NYJ	Tom Brady's Revenge
14.2 ^#138	Roberto Aguayo K FA	Tom Brady's Revenge
14.3 ^#139	Adam Vinatieri K FA	Tebow's Baseball All-Stars
14.4 ^#140	Pittsburgh Steelers D/ST PIT	Dick's Crab Shack
14.5 ^#141	Devontae Booker RB FA	Dicks Out For Harambe
14.6 ^#142	Kamar Aiken WR FA	Last of the assquaches
14.7 ^#143	Jared Cook TE FA	Tebow's Baseball All-Stars
14.8 ^#144	Charles Sims RB FA	u ever dik so hard that harambe comes back from the dead and fists ...
14.9 ^#145	Chris Hogan WR FA	Da FIF
14.10 ^#146	Las Vegas Raiders D/ST LV	Kaep Lives Matter
14.11 ^#147	Mohamed Sanu WR FA	Tebow's Baseball All-Stars

Round 15
15.1 ^#148	Colin Kaepernick QB FA	Kaep Lives Matter
15.2 ^#149	James White RB FA	Da FIF
15.3 ^#150	Dorial Green-Beckham WR FA	u ever dik so hard that harambe comes back from the dead and fists ...
15.4 ^#151	Ronnie Hillman RB FA	Go luck yourself
15.5 ^#152	Ryan Tannehill QB FA	Last of the assquaches
15.6 ^#153	Chris Thompson RB FA	Dicks Out For Harambe
15.7 ^#154	Ted Ginn WR FA	Garden of Weeden
15.8 ^#155	Laquon Treadwell WR IND	Dick's Crab Shack
15.9 ^#156	DeAndre Washington RB FA	you ever dick so hard your shirt fell off and then made a cumback?

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