Bastard Whackers · Paradise Dynasty · NFL

Player		Week 9			Rank		Fantasy					Availability
Bastard Whackers
Name		Opp	FPts		2025		Last 1	Last 3	Last 5	Season			Status
QJosh Allen QB BUF (7)		KCW 28-21	27		1		22.43	17.23	20.95	22.1 353.15 Total		Locked	QB
Josh Jacobs RB GB (5)		CARL 13-16	16		12		0.3↓	8.43	9.92	13.5 203.1 Total		Locked	RB
QBam Knight RB ARI (8)		@DALW 27-17	4.7		51		-0.2↓	6	7.54	6 71.9 Total		Locked	RB
Amon-Ra St. Brown WR DET (8)		MINL 24-27	9.7		3		13.9	8.7	12.74	12.2 207 Total		Locked	WR
Jakobi Meyers WR JAC (8)		JACL 29-30	2.3		37		4.4↓	3.97↓	5.96	6.4 101.8 Total		Locked	WR
Matthew Golden WR GB (5)		CARL 13-16	0.9		90		0.8↓	0.8↓	1.58	2.9 41 Total		Locked	WR
Hunter Henry TE NE (14)		ATLW 24-23	5.1		4		5.6	8.67	7.02	7 118.8 Total		Locked	TE
Eddy Pineiro K SF (14)		@NYGW 34-24	10		14		3↓	7	9	8.4 118 Total		Locked	K
Minnesota Vikings D/ST MIN (6)		@DETW 27-24	8		6		5↓	9	9.4	7.1 120 Total		Locked	D/ST

Benched
QBo Nix QB DEN (12)		@HOUW 18-15	18.37		7		9.6↓	14.57	17.07	17.2 291.65 Total		Locked	BN
Lamar Jackson QB BAL (7)		@MIAW 28-6	24.2		20		19.83	12.83	13.4	16 207.87 Total		Locked	BN
QMichael Penix QB ATL (5)		@NEL 23-24	21.27		33		6.73↓	12.93	12.67	12.4 112.05 Total		Locked	BN
Rhamondre Stevenson RB NE (14)		ATLW 24-23	—		24		33.3↑	23.77↑	17.4	10.7 149.8 Total		Locked	BN
Blake Corum RB LAR (8)		NOW 34-10	5.8		34		6.9	6.93	11.8	6.7 114.2 Total		Locked	BN
Michael Wilson WR ARI (8)		@DALW 27-17	6.1		13		15.9↑	14↑	15.92↑	8.4 142.6 Total		Locked	BN
A.J. Brown WR PHI (9)		BYE	—		15		6.8↓	8.8	12.32	9.5 142.3 Total		Locked	BN
DeAndre Hopkins WR BAL (7)		@MIAW 28-6	0		85		0↓	1.37	1.46	2.6 45 Total		Locked	BN
Jaylin Noel WR HOU (6)		DENL 15-18	-0.3		88		1.3↓	4.3	2.84	2.5 42.4 Total		Locked	BN
Jalen McMillan WR TB (9)		BYE	—		141		1.1↓	4.7	4.47	4.5 17.9 Total		Locked	BN
QDavid Njoku TE CLE (9)		BYE	—		31		6.1↑	2.4	5	4.8 53.3 Total		Locked	BN

Injured Reserve
QCam Skattebo RB NYG (14)		SFL 24-34	—		38		9↓	17.8	14.76	13.1 104.7 Total		Locked	IR

Record

9-5

Points

1,296.56-1,131.07

Waiver Priority

5th

Rank

5

Owner

Last Lineup Change

Tue 12/16/25 6:23 AM

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Current

Roster

4 QB 2-5
4 RB 3-8
8 WR 5-10
2 TE 1-4
1 K 1-3
1 D/ST 1-3
9 Start 9 max
1 IR 2 max
20 Active 20 max
21 Total 22 max

Keepers

13 Set / 19 Allowed