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Quentin Johnston
WR LAC (12)

Dictator Ross Goodell
cut
Quentin Johnston
. Thu 9/4/25 7:26 AM

Demarcus Robinson
WR SF (14)

added
Demarcus Robinson
. Thu 9/4/25 3:47 AM

Taysom Hill
TE NO (11)

added
Taysom Hill
. Thu 9/4/25 3:45 AM

OUTAmari Cooper
WR FA

Team Piss Flaps
added
Amari Cooper
. Wed 9/3/25 8:41 PM

Isaac TeSlaa
WR DET (8)

Team Piss Flaps
cut
Isaac TeSlaa
. Wed 9/3/25 8:41 PM

DeAndre Hopkins
WR BAL (7)

Money Well Spent
added
DeAndre Hopkins
. Wed 9/3/25 1:42 PM

Cedric Tillman
WR CLE (9)

Twat Waffles
added
Cedric Tillman
. Wed 9/3/25 12:36 PM

Wan'Dale Robinson
WR NYG (14)

Twat Waffles
cut
Wan'Dale Robinson
. Wed 9/3/25 12:36 PM

New England Patriots
D/ST NE (14)

Twat Waffles
added
New England Patriots
. Wed 9/3/25 10:46 AM

OUTDameon Pierce
RB KC (10)

Saquon Deez Nuts
added
Dameon Pierce
. Wed 9/3/25 10:38 AM

IRJoe Mixon
RB HOU (6)

Saquon Deez Nuts
placed
Joe Mixon
on the Injured Reserve. Wed 9/3/25 10:36 AM

OUTJoshua Karty
K ARI (8)

Purdy Gay Team
added
Joshua Karty
. Tue 9/2/25 8:08 PM

Jaylen Wright
RB MIA (12)

Purdy Gay Team
cut
Jaylen Wright
. Tue 9/2/25 8:08 PM

Jalen Coker
WR CAR (14)

Jerry Jeudy- the real Pontiac Bandit
added
Jalen Coker
. Tue 9/2/25 8:00 PM

Commish

Dictator Ross Goodell
has edited the league rosters. Tue 9/2/25 7:50 PM

Matt Gay
K FA

Purdy Gay Team
cut
Matt Gay
. Tue 9/2/25 6:47 PM