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OUTJayden Daniels
QB WAS (12)

Anything but Luck
cut
Jayden Daniels
. Tue 12/16/25 8:47 PM

Quentin Johnston
WR LAC (12)

Murphy's Stonkers
placed
Quentin Johnston
on the Injured Reserve. Sun 12/14/25 12:52 PM

Samaje Perine
RB CIN (10)

that boy nice
added
Samaje Perine
. Sun 12/14/25 12:21 PM

Chris Rodriguez
RB WAS (12)

that boy nice
placed
Chris Rodriguez
on the Injured Reserve. Sun 12/14/25 11:45 AM

Washington Commanders
D/ST WAS (12)

House of Burgers
added
Washington Commanders
. Sun 12/14/25 11:17 AM

QDavid Njoku
TE CLE (9)

House of Burgers
cut
David Njoku
. Sun 12/14/25 11:16 AM

QMarvin Harrison
WR ARI (8)

House of Burgers
placed
Marvin Harrison
on the Injured Reserve. Sun 12/14/25 11:16 AM

Will Reichard
K MIN (6)

that boy nice
added
Will Reichard
. Fri 12/12/25 3:06 PM

Evan McPherson
K CIN (10)

that boy nice
cut
Evan McPherson
. Fri 12/12/25 3:06 PM

Keaton Mitchell
RB BAL (7)

that boy nice
cut
Keaton Mitchell
. Fri 12/12/25 3:06 PM

Minnesota Vikings
D/ST MIN (6)

Anything but Luck
added
Minnesota Vikings
. Thu 12/11/25 7:58 PM

Darius Slayton
WR NYG (14)

Anything but Luck
cut
Darius Slayton
. Thu 12/11/25 7:58 PM

Jake Elliott
K PHI (9)

added
Jake Elliott
. Thu 12/11/25 7:37 PM

Jake Moody
K WAS (12)

cut
Jake Moody
. Thu 12/11/25 7:37 PM

QDarren Waller
TE MIA (12)

HaBiBi’s
added
Darren Waller
. Thu 12/11/25 5:41 PM

Hunter Henry
TE NE (14)

HaBiBi’s
cut
Hunter Henry
. Thu 12/11/25 5:41 PM