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Minnesota Vikings
D/ST MIN (6)

Japanese Toilets
cut
Minnesota Vikings
. Wed 10/29/25 6:08 AM

IRKyler Murray
QB ARI (8)

The CrummyButthole who Shagged Me
claimed
Kyler Murray
, Total claims: 1. Wed 10/29/25 6:08 AM

QKareem Hunt
RB KC (10)

Fourth and Done
claimed
Kareem Hunt
, Total claims: 2. Wed 10/29/25 6:08 AM

Dalton Schultz
TE HOU (6)

Fourth and Done
cut
Dalton Schultz
. Wed 10/29/25 6:08 AM

Los Angeles Chargers
D/ST LAC (12)

Gutterman Toilet Co.
claimed
Los Angeles Chargers
, Total claims: 1. Wed 10/29/25 6:08 AM

Chicago Bears
D/ST CHI (5)

Gutterman Toilet Co.
cut
Chicago Bears
. Wed 10/29/25 6:08 AM

Tyrone Tracy
RB NYG (14)

El Caga Platanos
claimed
Tyrone Tracy
, Total claims: 5. Wed 10/29/25 6:08 AM

Marvin Mims
WR DEN (12)

El Caga Platanos
cut
Marvin Mims
. Wed 10/29/25 6:08 AM

J.J. McCarthy
QB MIN (6)

The CrummyButthole who Shagged Me
placed
J.J. McCarthy
on the Injured Reserve. Tue 10/28/25 7:56 PM

Lamar Jackson
QB BAL (7)

Japanese Toilets
activated
Lamar Jackson
from the Injured Reserve. Tue 10/28/25 1:04 PM

Joe Flacco
QB CIN (10)

Japanese Toilets
cut
Joe Flacco
. Tue 10/28/25 1:03 PM

Marquez Valdes-Scantling
WR PIT (5)

One For The Thumb
added
Marquez Valdes-Scantling
. Mon 10/27/25 8:54 PM

Matthew Wright
K FA

Grill'n with Mahomies
added
Matthew Wright
. Mon 10/27/25 8:04 PM

Matt Gay
K FA

Grill'n with Mahomies
cut
Matt Gay
. Mon 10/27/25 8:04 PM

Michael Carter
RB ARI (8)

One For The Thumb
cut
Michael Carter
. Mon 10/27/25 7:40 PM

Brashard Smith
RB KC (10)

One For The Thumb
added
Brashard Smith
. Mon 10/27/25 7:37 PM