The Lakers Suck | ||
| Pick | Player | Team |
|---|---|---|
| 1.1 #1 | PG/F DAL | |
| 2.1 #13 | C CHA | |
| 2.11 #23 | C DEN | |
| 3.1 #25 | F PHX | |
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| 1.2 #2 | G SAS | |
| 2.2 #14 | PF/C TOR | |
| 3.2 #26 | G ORL | |
| 3.11 #35 | G BKN | |
Spida Men | ||
| 1.3 #3 | SG/SF CHA | |
| 2.3 #15 | SG/SF MEM | |
| 3.3 #27 | G/F BOS | |
Better Than Corey | ||
| 1.4 #4 | G/SF PHI | |
| 2.4 #16 | F SAS | |
| 3.4 #28 | C MIN | |
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| 1.5 #5 | SG/F UTA | |
| 2.5 #17 | PF/C BKN | |
| 3.5 #29 | C SAC | |
Nancy’s Play Thing | ||
| 1.6 #6 | G/SF WAS | |
| 2.6 #18 | PF/C ATL | |
| 3.6 #30 | PF/C PHI | |
Ghost of Rodney McGruder | ||
| 1.7 #7 | G BKN | |
| 2.7 #19 | G MIA | |
| 3.7 #31 | SG/SF BKN | |
To Infinity and Banyama | ||
| 1.8 #8 | PF/C NOP | |
| 1.11 #11 | G NOP | |
| 2.8 #20 | G/F SAC | |
| 3.8 #32 | SG/F WAS | |
Vice City ballers | ||
| 1.9 #9 | G MEM | |
| 2.9 #21 | F CHI | |
| 3.9 #33 | C LAC | |
Luka My Balls | ||
| 1.10 #10 | C POR | |
| 2.10 #22 | PG BKN | |
| 3.10 #34 | SG/F CHA | |
rwwilliams10 | ||
| 1.12 #12 | C PHX | |
| 2.12 #24 | C OKC | |
| 3.12 #36 | G CLE | |