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The current draft pick is 5.6 ^#46.
Area 51👽🖤🤍 is now drafting! Kenny G is on deck. The previous picks were

5.5 ^#45: American nightmare selected
Caleb Love
G POR
5.4 ^#44:
CLYDES VIBES selected
Koby Brea
SG/SF PHX
5.3 ^#43: Strokin Threes and Smokin Trees selected
Ryan Nembhard
PG DAL

Player	Sun 4/6		Rank	Stats Sun 4/6					Availability
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Name	Opp	FPts	Draft	Pts	Reb	Ast	Stl	Blk		Status
Kevin Porter G MIL	@NOPW 111-107	50.7	51	20	8	4	2	0	Locked	PG
Christian Braun SG/SF DEN	INDL 120-125	62.95	51	30	8	4	0	0	Locked	SG
DTDIsaiah Collier G UTA	@ATLL 134-147	45.35	58	17	3	12	1	1	Locked	G
DTDMoses Moody SG/SF GSW	HOUL 96-106	10.5	103	3	3	0	2	0	Locked	G
DTDBrice Sensabaugh SG/F UTA	@ATLL 134-147	35.6	125	15	4	2	0	1	Locked	SF
Marcus Smart G LAL	@OKCW 126-99	—	53						Locked	SG/SF
Royce O'Neale F PHX	@NYKL 98-112	14.4	96	5	2	3	0	0	Locked	PF
Evan Mobley PF/C CLE	SACL 113-120	43.95	7	16	9	4	3	2	Locked	C
Brook Lopez C LAC	@NOPW 111-107	57.9	36	20	12	3	0	4	Locked	PF/C
Luguentz Dort SG/SF OKC	LALL 99-126	21.8	82	9	2	1	0	0	Locked	PF/C
Dyson Daniels G/SF ATL	UTAW 147-134	49.3	33	19	6	6	3	0	Locked	ANY
Keon Johnson G BKN	TORL 109-120	35.2		13	7	4	0	1	Locked	ANY
Andrew Nembhard G IND	@DENW 125-120	40.8	34	19	4	6	2	0	Locked	ANY
Aaron Nesmith SG/F IND	@DENW 125-120	44	53	17	6	0	3	1	Locked	ANY
Jalen Pickett G DEN	INDL 120-125	7.6		4	1	2	0	0	Locked	ANY
Total		520.05		14.8	5.4	3.6	1.1	0.7

Benched
				Pts	Reb	Ast	Stl	Blk
Desmond Bane SG/SF ORL		—	8						Locked	BN
Quentin Grimes SG/SF PHI		—	85						Locked	BN
Kentavious Caldwell-Pope SG/SF MEM		—	71						Locked	BN
Landry Shamet SG/SF FA	PHXW 112-98	9		5	1	0	0	0	Locked	BN
Lonnie Walker SG/SF FA		—							Locked	BN
Donte DiVincenzo G/SF MIN		—	45						Locked	BN
Alex Caruso G/SF OKC	LALL 99-126	20.6	47	7	3	2	1	1	Locked	BN
Jaden McDaniels F MIN		—	53						Locked	BN
DTDZiaire Williams SG/F BKN	TORL 109-120	27.8		11	4	1	2	2	Locked	BN
Ivica Zubac C LAC		—	11						Locked	BN
DTDDominick Barlow C PHI		—							Locked	BN
Jabari Smith PF/C HOU	@GSWW 106-96	36.3	41	16	9	1	0	0	Locked	BN
										BN
Total		93.7		9.8	4.2	1	0.8	0.8

Injured Reserve
				Pts	Reb	Ast	Stl	Blk
DTDLaMelo Ball PG CHA	CHIL 117-131	—	12						Locked	IR
DTDScoot Henderson PG POR	SASW 120-109	—	46						Locked	IR
Jose Alvarado PG NOP	MILL 107-111	—							Locked	IR
Immanuel Quickley G TOR	@BKNW 120-109	—	23						Locked	IR
DTDKevin Durant F HOU	@GSWW 106-96	—	6						Locked	IR
DTDDeni Avdija F POR	SASW 120-109	—	35						Locked	IR
Rui Hachimura F LAL	@OKCW 126-99	29.55	83	11	7	1	0	1	Locked	IR
DTDJalen Johnson F ATL	UTAW 147-134	—	11						Locked	IR
DTDJustin Edwards F PHI		—							Locked	IR
Dalen Terry F CHI	@CHAW 131-117	4.6		2	1	2	0	0	Locked	IR
Vince Williams SG/F MEM		—	96						Locked	IR
Jaylin Williams C OKC	LALL 99-126	—							Locked	IR
DTDRichaun Holmes C FA		—							Locked	IR
Jericho Sims C MIL	@NOPW 111-107	—							Locked	IR
Bobby Portis PF/C MIL	@NOPW 111-107	—	42						Locked	IR
Total		34.15		6.5	4	1.5	0	0.5

Taxi Squad
				Pts	Reb	Ast	Stl	Blk
Scotty Pippen PG MEM		—	69						Locked	TAXI
KJ Simpson PG CHA	CHIL 117-131	46.85		18	3	7	2	0	Locked	TAXI
Antonio Reeves G CHA	MILL 107-111	44.1		23	2	2	2	0	Locked	TAXI
AJ Johnson G WAS	@BOSL 90-124	24.2		12	0	4	0	0	Locked	TAXI
Trey Alexander G NOP	MILL 107-111	—							Locked	TAXI
Max Christie SG/SF DAL		—							Locked	TAXI
Jaylon Tyson SG/SF CLE	SACL 113-120	—							Locked	TAXI
Malaki Branham G/SF WAS	@PORL 109-120	33.6		17	4	2	0	0	Locked	TAXI
DTDRonald Holland F DET		—	124						Locked	TAXI
GG Jackson F MEM		—							Locked	TAXI
Josh Minott F BOS	WASW 124-90	—							Locked	TAXI
Bobi Klintman F DET		—							Locked	TAXI
Cam Whitmore SG/F WAS	@GSWW 106-96	-1	88	0	0	0	0	0	Locked	TAXI
Gui Santos SG/F GSW	HOUL 96-106	-1		0	0	0	0	0	Locked	TAXI
DTDKarlo Matković PF/C NOP	MILL 107-111	26.8	100	11	5	1	0	2	Locked	TAXI
DTDAlex Reese PF/C FA		—							Locked	TAXI
Tyler Smith F/C MIL	@NOPW 111-107	—							Locked	TAXI
Total		173.55		11.6	2	2.3	0.6	0.3

Record

16-5

Points

52,773.55-44,861.4

Rank

Owner

Steel_Neil

Last Lineup Change

Sun 8/24/25 8:20 PM

Previous

W A Dame..

Current

W @ Jmains..

Roster

9 PG 1-30
20 SG 1-30
16 SF 1-30
7 PF 1-30
5 C 1-20
15 Start 15 max
15 IR 20 max
17 TAXI 20 max
27 Active 28 max
59 Total 68 max

Keepers

52 Set / 53 Allowed

Benched

Injured Reserve

Taxi Squad