Drafts · The Courtside Cartel

Pick	Player	Team
Round 1
1.1 ^#1	Anthony Davis PF/C DAL	Back lot Browjob
1.2 ^#2	Giannis Antetokounmpo F/C MIL	Feel the Byrne
1.3 ^#3	Stephen Curry PG GSW	IAmTheOneWhoDunks
1.4 ^#4	James Harden G LAC	HalfBlaked's Team
1.5 ^#5	Karl-Anthony Towns C NYK	Neon Boudeaux
1.6 ^#6	Joel Embiid C PHI	Ballsdeep
1.7 ^#7	LeBron James PG/F/C LAL	Droppin’ Dimes
1.8 ^#8	Nikola Jokić C DEN	The Land
1.9 ^#9	Damian Lillard PG MIL	Scott has no penis
1.10 ^#10	Bradley Beal G/SF PHX	Piston Power

Round 2
2.1 ^#11	Kawhi Leonard F/C LAC	Piston Power
2.2 ^#12	Kyrie Irving G DAL	Scott has no penis
2.3 ^#13	Russell Westbrook G DEN	The Land
2.4 ^#14	Paul George SG/F PHI	Droppin’ Dimes
2.5 ^#15	Trae Young PG ATL	Ballsdeep
2.6 ^#16	Luka Dončić PG LAL	Neon Boudeaux
2.7 ^#17	Andre Drummond C PHI	HalfBlaked's Team
2.8 ^#18	Kemba Walker PG FA	IAmTheOneWhoDunks
2.9 ^#19	Devin Booker G PHX	Feel the Byrne
2.10 ^#20	Jimmy Butler F GSW	Back lot Browjob

Round 3
3.1 ^#21	Rudy Gobert C MIN	Back lot Browjob
3.2 ^#22	Nikola Vučević C CHI	Feel the Byrne
3.3 ^#23	Ben Simmons PG/PF/C LAC	IAmTheOneWhoDunks
3.4 ^#24	Jrue Holiday G BOS	HalfBlaked's Team
3.5 ^#25	Deandre Ayton C POR	Neon Boudeaux
3.6 ^#26	Kristaps Porziņģis PF/C BOS	Ballsdeep
3.7 ^#27	Donovan Mitchell G CLE	Droppin’ Dimes
3.8 ^#28	Zion Williamson F/C NOP	The Land
3.9 ^#29	D'Angelo Russell G BKN	Scott has no penis
3.10 ^#30	Tobias Harris F DET	Piston Power

Round 4
4.1 ^#31	Blake Griffin PF FA	Piston Power
4.2 ^#32	Mike Conley PG MIN	Scott has no penis
4.3 ^#33	Buddy Hield SG/SF GSW	The Land
4.4 ^#34	LaMarcus Aldridge PF/C FA	Droppin’ Dimes
4.5 ^#35	DeMar DeRozan F SAC	Ballsdeep
4.6 ^#36	Draymond Green PF/C GSW	Neon Boudeaux
4.7 ^#37	Khris Middleton SG/F WAS	HalfBlaked's Team
4.8 ^#38	Myles Turner C IND	IAmTheOneWhoDunks
4.9 ^#39	De'Aaron Fox G SAS	Feel the Byrne
4.10 ^#40	Zach LaVine SG/F SAC	Back lot Browjob

Round 5
5.1 ^#41	Lauri Markkanen F UTA	Back lot Browjob
5.2 ^#42	Kyle Lowry G PHI	Feel the Byrne
5.3 ^#43	Jayson Tatum F BOS	IAmTheOneWhoDunks
5.4 ^#44	John Collins PF/C UTA	HalfBlaked's Team
5.5 ^#45	Jamal Murray G DEN	Neon Boudeaux
5.6 ^#46	CJ McCollum G NOP	Ballsdeep
5.7 ^#47	Pascal Siakam F/C IND	Droppin’ Dimes
5.8 ^#48	Kevin Love PF/C MIA	The Land
5.9 ^#49	Julius Randle PF/C MIN	Scott has no penis
5.10 ^#50	Chris Paul PG SAS	Piston Power

Round 6
6.1 ^#51	Otto Porter SF FA	Piston Power
6.2 ^#52	Al Horford PF/C BOS	Scott has no penis
6.3 ^#53	Danilo Gallinari PF/C FA	The Land
6.4 ^#54	Eric Bledsoe G FA	Droppin’ Dimes
6.5 ^#55	Clint Capela C ATL	Ballsdeep
6.6 ^#56	Ja Morant PG MEM	Neon Boudeaux
6.7 ^#57	Shai Gilgeous-Alexander G OKC	HalfBlaked's Team
6.8 ^#58	Bam Adebayo PF/C MIA	IAmTheOneWhoDunks
6.9 ^#59	Aaron Gordon F/C DEN	Feel the Byrne
6.10 ^#60	Marvin Bagley PF/C MEM	Back lot Browjob

Round 7
7.1 ^#61	Lonzo Ball G CHI	Back lot Browjob
7.2 ^#62	Jaren Jackson PF/C MEM	Feel the Byrne
7.3 ^#63	Caris LeVert G/SF ATL	IAmTheOneWhoDunks
7.4 ^#64	Robert Covington F/C FA	HalfBlaked's Team
7.5 ^#65	Malcolm Brogdon G WAS	Neon Boudeaux
7.6 ^#66	RJ Barrett G/F TOR	Ballsdeep
7.7 ^#67	Montrezl Harrell C FA	Droppin’ Dimes
7.8 ^#68	DeAndre Jordan C DEN	The Land
7.9 ^#69	Gordon Hayward SG/F FA	Scott has no penis
7.10 ^#70	Mitchell Robinson C NYK	Piston Power

Round 8
8.1 ^#71	Domantas Sabonis PF/C SAC	Piston Power
8.2 ^#72	Jeremy Lamb SG/SF FA	Scott has no penis
8.3 ^#73	Collin Sexton G UTA	The Land
8.4 ^#74	Joe Ingles SG/F MIN	Droppin’ Dimes
8.5 ^#75	Kyle Kuzma F/C MIL	Ballsdeep
8.6 ^#76	Josh Richardson G/SF FA	Neon Boudeaux
8.7 ^#77	Lou Williams G FA	HalfBlaked's Team
8.8 ^#78	Dejounte Murray G NOP	IAmTheOneWhoDunks
8.9 ^#79	Kelly Oubre SG/F PHI	Feel the Byrne
8.10 ^#80	Andrew Wiggins SG/F MIA	Back lot Browjob

Round 9
9.1 ^#81	Bojan Bogdanović SG/F FA	Back lot Browjob
9.2 ^#82	Victor Oladipo G FA	Feel the Byrne
9.3 ^#83	Cedi Osman F FA	IAmTheOneWhoDunks
9.4 ^#84	Marc Gasol C FA	HalfBlaked's Team
9.5 ^#85	Derrick Favors C FA	Neon Boudeaux
9.6 ^#86	JJ Redick SG FA	Ballsdeep
9.7 ^#87	Brook Lopez C MIL	Droppin’ Dimes
9.8 ^#88	Steven Adams C HOU	The Land
9.9 ^#89	Hassan Whiteside C FA	Scott has no penis
9.10 ^#90	Ricky Rubio PG FA	Piston Power

Round 10
10.1 ^#91	Fred VanVleet PG HOU	Piston Power
10.2 ^#92	Terry Rozier G MIA	Scott has no penis
10.3 ^#93	Dennis Schröder G DET	The Land
10.4 ^#94	Evan Fournier SG/SF FA	Droppin’ Dimes
10.5 ^#95	Serge Ibaka PF/C FA	Ballsdeep
10.6 ^#96	Jonas Valančiūnas C SAC	Neon Boudeaux
10.7 ^#97	Thomas Bryant C IND	HalfBlaked's Team
10.8 ^#98	Brandon Ingram G/F TOR	IAmTheOneWhoDunks
10.9 ^#99	Kevin Huerter SG/SF CHI	Feel the Byrne
10.10 ^#100	Miles Bridges F CHA	Back lot Browjob

Round 11
11.1 ^#101	Wendell Carter PF/C ORL	Back lot Browjob
11.2 ^#102	Jarrett Allen C CLE	Feel the Byrne
11.3 ^#103	Spencer Dinwiddie G DAL	IAmTheOneWhoDunks
11.4 ^#104	Justise Winslow PG/F FA	HalfBlaked's Team
11.5 ^#105	Jonathan Isaac F/C ORL	Neon Boudeaux
11.6 ^#106	Patrick Beverley G FA	Ballsdeep
11.7 ^#107	Bogdan Bogdanović SG/SF LAC	Droppin’ Dimes
11.8 ^#108	Harrison Barnes F SAS	The Land
11.9 ^#109	Danny Green SG FA	Scott has no penis
11.10 ^#110	Terrence Ross SG/SF FA	Piston Power

Round 12
12.1 ^#111	Enes Freedom C FA	Piston Power
12.2 ^#112	Larry Nance PF/C ATL	Scott has no penis
12.3 ^#113	Reggie Jackson G FA	The Land
12.4 ^#114	Rudy Gay F/C FA	Droppin’ Dimes
12.5 ^#115	Darius Garland PG CLE	Ballsdeep
12.6 ^#116	Jaylen Brown SG/SF BOS	Neon Boudeaux
12.7 ^#117	Delon Wright G NYK	HalfBlaked's Team
12.8 ^#118	Jeff Teague G FA	IAmTheOneWhoDunks
12.9 ^#119	T.J. Warren F FA	Feel the Byrne
12.10 ^#120	Marcus Smart G/SF WAS	Back lot Browjob

Round 13
13.1 ^#121	Dennis Smith G FA	Back lot Browjob
13.2 ^#122	Joe Harris SG/F FA	Feel the Byrne
13.3 ^#123	Bobby Portis PF/C MIL	IAmTheOneWhoDunks
13.4 ^#124	Derrick Rose G FA	HalfBlaked's Team
13.5 ^#125	Gary Harris SG/SF ORL	Neon Boudeaux
13.6 ^#126	D.J. Augustin PG FA	Ballsdeep
13.7 ^#127	Jarrett Culver SG/F FA	Droppin’ Dimes
13.8 ^#128	Jordan Clarkson G/SF UTA	The Land
13.9 ^#129	Eric Gordon SG/SF PHI	Scott has no penis
13.10 ^#130	Dewayne Dedmon C FA	Piston Power

Round 14
14.1 ^#131	Derrick White G BOS	Piston Power
14.2 ^#132	Kentavious Caldwell-Pope SG/SF ORL	Scott has no penis
14.3 ^#133	Mikal Bridges SG/F NYK	The Land
14.4 ^#134	Paul Millsap PF/C FA	Droppin’ Dimes
14.5 ^#135	Trevor Ariza F FA	Ballsdeep
14.6 ^#136	Goran Dragic G FA	Neon Boudeaux
14.7 ^#137	Klay Thompson SG/F DAL	HalfBlaked's Team
14.8 ^#138	De'Andre Hunter F CLE	IAmTheOneWhoDunks
14.9 ^#139	Kevon Looney C GSW	Feel the Byrne
14.10 ^#140	Tomas Satoransky G/SF FA	Back lot Browjob

Round 15
15.1 ^#141	Rui Hachimura F/C LAL	Back lot Browjob
15.2 ^#142	Jerami Grant F/C POR	Feel the Byrne
15.3 ^#143	Tristan Thompson C CLE	IAmTheOneWhoDunks
15.4 ^#144	Dario Šarić PF/C DEN	HalfBlaked's Team
15.5 ^#145	Nicolas Batum F/C LAC	Neon Boudeaux
15.6 ^#146	Tim Hardaway SG/F DET	Ballsdeep
15.7 ^#147	Rajon Rondo PG FA	Droppin’ Dimes
15.8 ^#148	Marcus Morris PF FA	The Land
15.9 ^#149	Tyler Herro G/SF MIA	Scott has no penis
15.10 ^#150	Kent Bazemore SG/SF FA	Piston Power

Round 16
16.1 ^#151	OG Anunoby F NYK	Piston Power
16.2 ^#152	Jabari Parker PF FA	Scott has no penis
16.3 ^#153	Ish Smith PG FA	The Land
16.4 ^#154	Cam Reddish SG/F FA	Droppin’ Dimes
16.5 ^#155	Taurean Prince F MIL	Ballsdeep
16.6 ^#156	Will Barton G/SF FA	Neon Boudeaux
16.7 ^#157	Dwight Powell C DAL	HalfBlaked's Team
16.8 ^#158	JaVale McGee C FA	IAmTheOneWhoDunks
16.9 ^#159	Seth Curry SG/SF CHA	Feel the Byrne
16.10 ^#160	Landry Shamet G/SF NYK	Back lot Browjob

Round 17
17.1 ^#161	Dion Waiters SG FA	Back lot Browjob
17.2 ^#162	Elfrid Payton G NOP	Feel the Byrne
17.3 ^#163	Norman Powell G/SF LAC	IAmTheOneWhoDunks
17.4 ^#164	James Johnson PF/C IND	HalfBlaked's Team
17.5 ^#165	Tyus Jones PG PHX	Neon Boudeaux
17.6 ^#166	Avery Bradley G/SF FA	Ballsdeep
17.7 ^#167	Markelle Fultz PG SAC	Droppin’ Dimes
17.8 ^#168	C.J. Miles SG/SF FA	The Land
17.9 ^#169	Isaiah Thomas PG FA	Scott has no penis
17.10 ^#170	Willie Cauley-Stein C FA	Piston Power

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