As is frequently the case on Thursday evenings, I found myself scrolling through Reddit, Twitter, and a few fantasy sites in what I've dubbed "productive procrastination" mode. I'm searching for an idea for this vaguely-defined, quasi-behavioral, somewhat self-indulgent feature while also granting myself the freedom to sample the occasional meme. Gotta go with the tide or drown, as they say. Eventually, Alex Chamberlain unwittingly gifted me with the backbone of today's piece when he resurrec[...]