Jason Bourgeois was traded to Royals with Humberto Quintero. Fun fact:  Did you know Humberto Quadtero weighs exactly a quarter less than Quintero?  When the trade was announced, Bourgeois said he'd once and for all bring down the tyrannical rule of the Royals and restore a society where Lorenzo Cain lost 75 to 100 at-bats [...]