Drafts · SBK

Pick	Player	Team
Round 1
1.1 ^#1	Trevor Story SS BOS	churrito
1.2 ^#2	Trea Turner SS PHI	Kims ex beau
1.3 ^#3	J.T. Realmuto C PHI	AMPUTATE MY PENIS? YES PLEASE!!!
1.4 ^#4	Walker Buehler SP BOS	HoW dArE yOu
1.5 ^#5	Ozzie Albies 2B ATL	Ice Pussy
1.6 ^#6	Shane Bieber SP TOR	Burritoboy

Round 2
2.1 ^#7	Kirby Yates RP LAD	Burritoboy
2.2 ^#8	Jack Flaherty SP DET	HoW dArE yOu
2.3 ^#9	José Ramírez 3B/DH CLE	HoW dArE yOu
2.4 ^#10	Patrick Corbin SP TEX	AMPUTATE MY PENIS? YES PLEASE!!!
2.5 ^#11	Starling Marte RF/DH NYM	Kims ex beau
2.6 ^#12	Whit Merrifield 2B/3B/LF FA	churrito

Round 3
3.1 ^#13	Mitch Garver C/DH SEA	churrito
3.2 ^#14	Yordan Alvarez LF/DH HOU	Kims ex beau
3.3 ^#15	Chris Sale SP ATL	AMPUTATE MY PENIS? YES PLEASE!!!
3.4 ^#16	Blake Snell SP LAD	HoW dArE yOu
3.5 ^#17	Clayton Kershaw SP LAD	Ice Pussy
3.6 ^#18	Aroldis Chapman RP BOS	Burritoboy

Round 4
4.1 ^#19	Jonathan Villar 2B/3B FA	Burritoboy
4.2 ^#20	Trey Mancini 1B/DH FA	Ice Pussy
4.3 ^#21	Keston Hiura 1B/2B/DH FA	HoW dArE yOu
4.4 ^#22	Giancarlo Stanton DH NYY	AMPUTATE MY PENIS? YES PLEASE!!!
4.5 ^#23	Austin Meadows LF/RF FA	Kims ex beau
4.6 ^#24	Roberto Osuna RP FA	churrito

Round 5
5.1 ^#25	Eloy Jiménez DH FA	churrito
5.2 ^#26	Luis Castillo SP SEA	Kims ex beau
5.3 ^#27	Charlie Morton SP DET	AMPUTATE MY PENIS? YES PLEASE!!!
5.4 ^#28	Liam Hendriks RP BOS	HoW dArE yOu
5.5 ^#29	Yasmani Grandal C FA	Ice Pussy
5.6 ^#30	Michael Brantley LF FA	Burritoboy

Round 6
6.1 ^#31	José Berríos SP TOR	Burritoboy
6.2 ^#32	Marcus Semien 2B TEX	Ice Pussy
6.3 ^#33	Willson Contreras C/1B/DH STL	HoW dArE yOu
6.4 ^#34	Brandon Workman RP FA	AMPUTATE MY PENIS? YES PLEASE!!!
6.5 ^#35	Carlos Carrasco SP ATL	Kims ex beau
6.6 ^#36	Manny Machado 3B/DH SD	churrito

Round 7
7.1 ^#37	Kenley Jansen RP LAA	churrito
7.2 ^#38	Anthony Rizzo 1B FA	Kims ex beau
7.3 ^#39	Joey Gallo 1B FA	AMPUTATE MY PENIS? YES PLEASE!!!
7.4 ^#40	Taylor Rogers RP CHC	HoW dArE yOu
7.5 ^#41	Max Muncy 3B LAD	Ice Pussy
7.6 ^#42	Eddie Rosario OF/DH FA	Burritoboy

Round 8
8.1 ^#43	Hyun Jin Ryu SP FA	Burritoboy
8.2 ^#44	Carlos Santana 1B/DH CLE	Ice Pussy
8.3 ^#45	Yoán Moncada 3B LAA	HoW dArE yOu
8.4 ^#46	Adalberto Mondesi SS FA	AMPUTATE MY PENIS? YES PLEASE!!!
8.5 ^#47	Eugenio Suárez 3B SEA	Kims ex beau
8.6 ^#48	Ramón Laureano OF/DH SD	churrito

Round 9
9.1 ^#49	Matt Olson 1B ATL	churrito
9.2 ^#50	Chris Paddack SP DET	Kims ex beau
9.3 ^#51	Will Smith RP FA	AMPUTATE MY PENIS? YES PLEASE!!!
9.4 ^#52	Lucas Giolito SP BOS	HoW dArE yOu
9.5 ^#53	Brad Hand RP FA	Ice Pussy
9.6 ^#54	Wilson Ramos C/DH FA	Burritoboy

Round 10
10.1 ^#55	Eduardo Rodriguez SP ARI	Burritoboy
10.2 ^#56	José Abreu 1B FA	Ice Pussy
10.3 ^#57	Luis Robert CF CWS	HoW dArE yOu
10.4 ^#58	Zack Wheeler SP PHI	AMPUTATE MY PENIS? YES PLEASE!!!
10.5 ^#59	Edwin Díaz RP NYM	Kims ex beau
10.6 ^#60	Tommy Pham OF PIT	churrito

Round 11
11.1 ^#61	Mike Clevinger P FA	churrito
11.2 ^#62	Bo Bichette SS TOR	Kims ex beau
11.3 ^#63	Tyler Glasnow SP LAD	AMPUTATE MY PENIS? YES PLEASE!!!
11.4 ^#64	Victor Robles OF SEA	HoW dArE yOu
11.5 ^#65	Jeff McNeil 2B/OF NYM	Ice Pussy
11.6 ^#66	Corey Kluber SP FA	Burritoboy

Round 12
12.1 ^#67	Lance Lynn SP FA	Burritoboy
12.2 ^#68	Ken Giles RP FA	Ice Pussy
12.3 ^#69	Raisel Iglesias RP ATL	HoW dArE yOu
12.4 ^#70	Craig Kimbrel RP FA	AMPUTATE MY PENIS? YES PLEASE!!!
12.5 ^#71	Marcell Ozuna DH ATL	Kims ex beau
12.6 ^#72	Josh Donaldson 3B FA	churrito

Round 13
13.1 ^#73	Nick Castellanos RF PHI	churrito
13.2 ^#74	Matt Chapman 3B SF	Kims ex beau
13.3 ^#75	Michael Soroka P CHC	AMPUTATE MY PENIS? YES PLEASE!!!
13.4 ^#76	Héctor Neris RP HOU	Ice Pussy
13.5 ^#77	Mike Minor SP FA	Burritoboy

Round 14
14.1 ^#78	Alex Colomé RP FA	Ice Pussy

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