Nightmare Performance

PickPlayerTeam
1.9 (9th overall)C. J. Spiller RB BUF
2.9 (21st overall)Cordarrelle Patterson WR MIN
3.4 (28th overall)Toby Gerhart RB JAC
5.4 (52nd overall)Maurice Jones-Drew RB OAK
6.9 (69th overall)Justin Hunter WR TEN
7.4 (76th overall)Philip Rivers QB SD
8.9 (93rd overall)Charles Clay TE MIA
9.4 (100th overall)Stephen Gostkowski K NE
10.9 (117th overall)Dwayne Bowe WR KC
11.4 (124th overall)Pittsburgh Steelers TM PIT
12.7 (139th overall)Travis Kelce TE KC
13.1 (143rd overall)Tampa Bay Buccaneers TM TB

Peabody's Coaltraine

1.4 (4th overall)Pierre Garcon WR WAS
2.4 (16th overall)Seattle Seahawks TM SEA
3.9 (33rd overall)Sammy Watkins WR BUF
5.9 (57th overall)Reggie Wayne WR IND
6.4 (64th overall)Golden Tate WR DET
7.9 (81st overall)Greg Olsen TE CAR
7.10 (82nd overall)Brandin Cooks WR NO
8.4 (88th overall)Martellus Bennett TE CHI
9.9 (105th overall)Christine Michael RB SEA
10.4 (112th overall)Robert Turbin RB SEA
11.9 (129th overall)Mason Crosby K GB
12.2 (134th overall)Aaron Dobson WR NE

Mark Bavaro Out Route

1.3 (3rd overall)Antonio Brown WR PIT
2.3 (15th overall)Larry Fitzgerald WR ARI
3.10 (34th overall)Trent Richardson RB IND
4.3 (39th overall)Jordan Reed TE WAS
4.4 (40th overall)Robert Griffin QB WAS
5.10 (58th overall)Kelvin Benjamin WR CAR
6.3 (63rd overall)Kansas City Chiefs TM KC
8.3 (87th overall)Cecil Shorts WR JAC
9.10 (106th overall)DeAngelo Williams RB CAR
10.3 (111th overall)Anquan Boldin WR SF
11.10 (130th overall)Chris Ivory RB NYJ
12.1 (133rd overall)Nick Novak K SD

Choppy's Schnappy and the Pony Express

1.5 (5th overall)Vincent Jackson WR TB
2.5 (17th overall)Roddy White WR ATL
3.8 (32nd overall)Joique Bell RB DET
4.5 (41st overall)Pierre Thomas RB NO
5.8 (56th overall)Marques Colston WR NO
6.5 (65th overall)Carolina Panthers TM CAR
8.5 (89th overall)Shonn Greene RB TEN
9.8 (104th overall)Jarrett Boykin WR GB
10.5 (113th overall)Benny Cunningham RB STL
11.8 (128th overall)Josh Gordon WR CLE
12.3 (135th overall)Matt Bryant K ATL
13.2 (144th overall)Tim Wright TE NE

End of an Era

1.1 (1st overall)Giovani Bernard RB CIN
2.1 (13th overall)Reggie Bush RB DET
3.12 (36th overall)Jason Witten TE DAL
4.1 (37th overall)Jay Cutler QB CHI
4.9 (45th overall)Kendall Wright WR TEN
5.12 (60th overall)Stevan Ridley RB NE
6.1 (61st overall)DeAndre Hopkins WR HOU
7.12 (84th overall)Ben Roethlisberger QB PIT
8.1 (85th overall)Denver Broncos TM DEN
9.12 (108th overall)Devonta Freeman RB ATL
10.1 (109th overall)Eric Ebron TE DET
11.12 (132nd overall)Blair Walsh K MIN

Riding the High Horse

1.7 (7th overall)Rob Gronkowski TE NE
2.7 (19th overall)Tom Brady QB NE
3.6 (30th overall)Ray Rice RB BAL
4.7 (43rd overall)Jeremy Maclin WR PHI
5.6 (54th overall)Mike Wallace WR MIA
6.7 (67th overall)Lamar Miller RB MIA
7.6 (78th overall)Knowshon Moreno RB MIA
8.7 (91st overall)Paul Richardson WR SEA
9.6 (102nd overall)Bernard Pierce RB BAL
10.7 (115th overall)Arizona Cardinals TM ARI
11.6 (126th overall)Phil Dawson K SF
12.5 (137th overall)John Brown WR ARI

Pats D Top, Levine Bottom

1.8 (8th overall)Andre Johnson WR HOU
2.8 (20th overall)Ben Tate RB CLE
3.5 (29th overall)Matt Ryan QB ATL
4.8 (44th overall)Emmanuel Sanders WR DEN
5.5 (53rd overall)Terrance West RB CLE
6.8 (68th overall)New England Patriots TM NE
7.5 (77th overall)Dennis Pitta TE BAL
8.8 (92nd overall)Mike Evans WR TB
9.5 (101st overall)Josh McCown QB TB
10.8 (116th overall)Antonio Gates TE SD
11.5 (125th overall)Steven Hauschka K SEA
12.6 (138th overall)Ahmad Bradshaw RB IND

Captain Wide Face and the Search for Midnight

1.11 (11th overall)Keenan Allen WR SD
2.11 (23rd overall)Michael Crabtree WR SF
3.2 (26th overall)Bishop Sankey RB TEN
4.11 (47th overall)Zach Ertz TE PHI
5.2 (50th overall)Fred Jackson RB BUF
6.11 (71st overall)St. Louis Rams TM STL
7.2 (74th overall)Jordan Matthews WR PHI
8.11 (95th overall)Rueben Randle WR NYG
9.2 (98th overall)Danny Woodhead RB SD
10.11 (119th overall)Doug Baldwin WR SEA
11.2 (122nd overall)Knile Davis RB KC
12.9 (141st overall)Brandon McManus K DEN

More Touches Than Jerry

1.2 (2nd overall)Jordy Nelson WR GB
2.2 (14th overall)Cam Newton QB CAR
3.11 (35th overall)Jordan Cameron TE CLE
4.2 (38th overall)Eric Decker WR NYJ
5.11 (59th overall)Darren McFadden RB OAK
6.2 (62nd overall)Terrance Williams WR DAL
7.8 (80th overall)Hakeem Nicks WR IND
7.11 (83rd overall)Andy Dalton QB CIN
8.2 (86th overall)Chicago Bears TM CHI
9.11 (107th overall)Heath Miller TE PIT
10.2 (110th overall)Lance Dunbar RB DAL
11.11 (131st overall)Dan Bailey K DAL

Late to the party

1.6 (6th overall)Vernon Davis TE SF
2.6 (18th overall)T. Y. Hilton WR IND
3.7 (31st overall)Marqise Lee WR JAC
4.6 (42nd overall)Jonathan Stewart RB CAR
5.7 (55th overall)Riley Cooper WR PHI
6.6 (66th overall)San Francisco 49ers TM SF
7.7 (79th overall)Jeremy Hill RB CIN
8.6 (90th overall)Markus Wheaton WR PIT
9.7 (103rd overall)Jake Locker QB TEN
10.6 (114th overall)Andrew Hawkins WR CLE
11.7 (127th overall)LeGarrette Blount RB PIT
12.4 (136th overall)Adam Vinatieri K IND

Robes Pierre

1.10 (10th overall)Rashad Jennings RB NYG
2.10 (22nd overall)Frank Gore RB SF
3.3 (27th overall)Julian Edelman WR NE
4.10 (46th overall)Wes Welker WR DEN
5.3 (51st overall)Steven Jackson RB ATL
6.10 (70th overall)Carlos Hyde RB SF
7.3 (75th overall)Kyle Rudolph TE MIN
8.10 (94th overall)Carson Palmer QB ARI
9.3 (99th overall)Andre Williams RB NYG
10.10 (118th overall)Houston Texans TM HOU
11.3 (123rd overall)Steve Smith WR BAL
12.8 (140th overall)Greg Zuerlein K STL

THE Doin' Work, Bitches!

1.12 (12th overall)Shane Vereen RB NE
2.12 (24th overall)Colin Kaepernick QB SF
3.1 (25th overall)Torrey Smith WR BAL
4.12 (48th overall)Michael Floyd WR ARI
5.1 (49th overall)Darren Sproles RB PHI
6.12 (72nd overall)Tony Romo QB DAL
7.1 (73rd overall)Cincinnati Bengals TM CIN
8.12 (96th overall)Danny Amendola WR NE
9.1 (97th overall)Ladarius Green TE SD
10.12 (120th overall)Justin Tucker K BAL
11.1 (121st overall)Jace Amaro TE NYJ
12.10 (142nd overall)Jeff Garcia QB HOU