Guillermo Mota wants to return to the major leagues. "Hell no. Are you crazy?" Mota said when asked if he had filed retirement papers. "I want to pitch two more years. I'm serious." The 40-year-old posted a 5.23 ERA over 26 appearances last season with the Giants, missing a good chunk of the year while serving a 100-game PED suspension. His best offseason offer was a minor league deal with the Orioles, which Mota declined. Mota will pitch in the Dominican winter league in hopes of attracting a big-league offer, but the veteran is surely setting himself up for disappointment. Mota's best-case scenario is another minor league offer next winter.