Rosters · debauchery

Player		Availability
...And the season's over
Name		Action
C. Colabello 1B FA		Locked
R. Canó 2B FA		Locked
A. Escobar SS FA		Locked
J. Hamilton LF FA		Locked
I. Desmond LF FA		Locked
C. Dickerson LF FA		Locked
B. Burns CF FA		Locked
K. Pillar OF CWS		Locked
E. Gattis DH FA		Locked
A. Pujols 1B/DH FA		Locked
B. Belt 1B/DH FA		Locked
N. Arenado 3B/DH STL		Locked
S. Vogt C/1B/DH FA		Locked
J. Turner 1B/2B/DH TOR		Locked
M. Bumgarner SP FA		Locked
T. Bauer SP FA		Locked
60DJ. deGrom SP TEX		Locked
J. Odorizzi SP FA		Locked
W. Davis RP FA		Locked
C. Kimbrel RP BAL		Locked
J. McGee RP FA		Locked
G. Perkins RP FA		Locked
F. Rodríguez RP FA		Locked
Total 22 / 22 Keepers 0 Set / 3 Allowed

Dusty 2 Sacks
R. Martin C FA		Locked
J. Bruce 1B FA		Locked
R. Odor 2B FA		Locked
D. Pedroia 2B FA		Locked
A. Cabrera 1B/3B FA		Locked
T. Frazier 1B/3B FA		Locked
A. Gordon LF FA		Locked
A. Jones RF FA		Locked
G. Polanco RF FA		Locked
H. Ramírez DH FA		Locked
OUTJ. Votto 1B/DH CIN		Locked
K. Calhoun 1B/DH FA		Locked
15DM. Scherzer SP TEX		Locked
T. Ross SP FA		Locked
M. Wacha SP KC		Locked
D. Price RP FA		Locked
K. Uehara RP FA		Locked
OUTT. Rosenthal RP FA		Locked
J. Wilson RP CIN		Locked
J. Hoover RP FA		Locked
C. Torres RP FA		Locked
C. McHugh RP FA		Locked
A. Cashner P FA		Locked
Total 22 / 22 Keepers 0 Set / 3 Allowed

Brutus The Schwarber Beefcake
M. Wieters C FA		Locked
A. González 1B FA		Locked
C. Seager SS TEX		Locked
F. Lindor SS NYM		Locked
Y. Escobar 3B FA		Locked
J. Segura 3B FA		Locked
J. Panik 2B/3B FA		Locked
H. Olivera LF FA		Locked
E. Inciarte CF FA		Locked
J. Ellsbury CF FA		Locked
C. González LF/RF FA		Locked
M. Kemp DH FA		Locked
D. Murphy 1B/DH FA		Locked
D. Span LF/DH FA		Locked
B. Buxton CF/DH MIN		Locked
J. Lester SP FA		Locked
L. Lynn SP STL		Locked
A. Harang SP FA		Locked
H. Santiago RP FA		Locked
D. Robertson RP TEX		Locked
OUTM. Melancon RP ARI		Locked
J. Chavez RP ATL		Locked
K. Siegrist RP FA		Locked
Total 22 / 22 Keepers 1 Set / 3 Allowed

Failure to Launch
N. Hundley C FA		Locked
A. Béltre 3B FA		Locked
10DD. LeMahieu 1B/3B NYY		Locked
A. Hechavarría 2B/SS/3B FA		Locked
Y. Tomás LF FA		Locked
L. Cain CF FA		Locked
C. Maybin OF FA		Locked
M. Cabrera DH FA		Locked
B. Moss DH FA		Locked
V. Martínez DH FA		Locked
A. Burnett SP FA		Locked
J. Cueto SP FA		Locked
N. Syndergaard SP FA		Locked
Y. Gallardo SP FA		Locked
M. Tanaka SP FA		Locked
C. Rodón SP NYY		Locked
T. Clippard RP FA		Locked
B. Boxberger RP FA		Locked
B. Parnell RP FA		Locked
P. Strop RP FA		Locked
J. Mejia RP FA		Locked
A. Miller RP FA		Locked
S. Matz P STL		Locked
Total 22 / 22 Keepers 0 Set / 3 Allowed

Four
M. Teixeira 1B FA		Locked
10DC. Correa SS MIN		Locked
X. Bogaerts 2B/SS SD		Locked
A. Russell 2B/SS FA		Locked
10DA. Rendon 3B LAA		Locked
B. Hamilton LF FA		Locked
M. Trout CF LAA		Locked
10DJ. Heyward CF/RF LAD		Locked
Y. Céspedes DH FA		Locked
C. Santana 1B/DH MIN		Locked
B. Harper 1B/DH PHI		Locked
E. Hosmer 1B/DH FA		Locked
J. Kipnis 2B/DH FA		Locked
J. Arrieta SP FA		Locked
60DL. McCullers SP HOU		Locked
C. Buchholz SP FA		Locked
D. Salazar SP FA		Locked
J. Shields SP FA		Locked
60DK. Graveman RP HOU		Locked
A. Caminero RP FA		Locked
H. Strickland RP LAA		Locked
A. Ramos RP FA		Locked
S. Tolleson RP FA		Locked
Total 22 / 22 Keepers 0 Set / 3 Allowed

Schiraldi's Tears
D. Norris C FA		Locked
M. Napoli 1B FA		Locked
J. Mauer 1B FA		Locked
B. Lawrie 2B FA		Locked
J. Reyes 3B FA		Locked
B. Holt 3B FA		Locked
Y. Puig RF FA		Locked
B. Zobrist 2B/RF FA		Locked
J. Gallo 1B/OF WSH		Locked
J. Upton DH FA		Locked
M. Trumbo DH FA		Locked
K. Seager 3B/DH FA		Locked
E. Longoria 3B/DH FA		Locked
10DC. Yelich LF/DH MIL		Locked
C. Carrasco SP CLE		Locked
Z. Greinke SP FA		Locked
C. Martínez SP FA		Locked
M. Fiers SP FA		Locked
J. Soria RP FA		Locked
H. Street RP FA		Locked
W. Harris RP FA		Locked
K. Giles RP FA		Locked
S. Doolittle RP FA		Locked
Total 22 / 22 Keepers 0 Set / 3 Allowed

Player		Availability
Nothing's Better than My Joc's Semien
Name		Action
Y. Molina C FA		Locked
Y. Alonso 1B FA		Locked
B. Dozier 2B FA		Locked
M. Semien 2B TEX		Locked
J. Peralta 3B FA		Locked
M. Franco 3B FA		Locked
D. DeShields CF FA		Locked
C. Gómez LF/CF FA		Locked
J. Paredes RF FA		Locked
W. Myers 1B/RF FA		Locked
J. Bautista 3B/LF/RF FA		Locked
J. Martinez DH NYM		Locked
K. Morales 1B/DH FA		Locked
10DM. Carpenter 1B/DH STL		Locked
J. Pederson LF/DH ARI		Locked
C. Kluber SP FA		Locked
S. Gray SP STL		Locked
S. Miller RP DET		Locked
J. Axford RP FA		Locked
G. Holland RP FA		Locked
T. Watson RP FA		Locked
J. Familia RP FA		Locked
J. Smith RP FA		Locked
Total 22 / 22 Keepers 0 Set / 3 Allowed

Take Me To Iglesias
B. McCann C FA		Locked
A. Simmons 2B/SS FA		Locked
J. Kang SS/3B FA		Locked
B. Gardner LF/CF FA		Locked
S. Marte RF NYM		Locked
J. Werth RF FA		Locked
E. Encarnación DH FA		Locked
P. Goldschmidt 1B/DH STL		Locked
H. Kendrick 1B/DH FA		Locked
OUTM. Machado 3B/DH SD		Locked
A. Pollock LF/DH FA		Locked
R. Braun RF/DH FA		Locked
S. Perez C/1B/DH KC		Locked
S. Strasburg SP FA		Locked
M. Pineda SP FA		Locked
F. Liriano RP FA		Locked
G. Richards RP FA		Locked
D. Betances RP FA		Locked
C. Allen RP FA		Locked
J. Grilli RP FA		Locked
J. Johnson RP FA		Locked
J. Hammel RP FA		Locked
H. Rondón RP FA		Locked
Total 22 / 22 Keepers 0 Set / 3 Allowed

Grizzly Man
J. Abreu 1B HOU		Locked
K. Wong 2B FA		Locked
S. Castro 3B FA		Locked
B. Revere LF FA		Locked
A. Guerrero LF FA		Locked
M. Taylor CF PIT		Locked
A. Rodriguez DH FA		Locked
N. Cruz DH FA		Locked
10DY. Grandal C/DH PIT		Locked
G. Springer RF/DH TOR		Locked
G. Stanton RF/DH NYY		Locked
C. Hamels SP FA		Locked
F. Hernández SP FA		Locked
60DG. Cole SP NYY		Locked
J. Fernandez SP FA		Locked
B. Ziegler RP FA		Locked
A. Chapman RP PIT		Locked
J. Benoit RP FA		Locked
B. Shaw RP FA		Locked
C. Furbush RP FA		Locked
K. Quackenbush RP FA		Locked
B. Maurer RP FA		Locked
R. Osuna RP FA		Locked
Total 22 / 22 Keepers 0 Set / 3 Allowed

The Noble Salmon
M. Montero C FA		Locked
J. Lucroy C FA		Locked
F. Freeman 1B LAD		Locked
D. Strange-Gordon SS FA		Locked
E. Aybar SS FA		Locked
J. Donaldson 3B FA		Locked
M. Brantley LF FA		Locked
G. Parra LF FA		Locked
C. Granderson LF FA		Locked
J. Butler LF FA		Locked
N. Aoki LF FA		Locked
A. Rios RF FA		Locked
A. McCutchen DH PIT		Locked
L. Duda 1B/DH FA		Locked
60DC. Kershaw SP LAD		Locked
C. Archer SP FA		Locked
M. Harvey SP FA		Locked
S. Casilla RP FA		Locked
Z. Britton RP FA		Locked
S. Romo RP FA		Locked
J. Hughes RP FA		Locked
D. O'Day RP FA		Locked
A. Wood P OAK		Locked
Total 22 / 22 Keepers 0 Set / 3 Allowed

Ethan
B. Posey C FA		Locked
R. Zimmerman 1B FA		Locked
J. Altuve 2B HOU		Locked
T. Tulowitzki SS FA		Locked
J. Harrison 2B/3B FA		Locked
D. Fowler RF FA		Locked
J. Reddick RF FA		Locked
M. Betts 2B/SS/RF LAD		Locked
P. Fielder DH FA		Locked
D. Ortiz DH FA		Locked
10DK. Bryant RF/DH COL		Locked
D. Keuchel SP FA		Locked
60DE. Rodriguez SP ARI		Locked
J. Verlander SP HOU		Locked
D. Fister SP FA		Locked
J. Paxton SP LAD		Locked
E. Vólquez RP FA		Locked
J. Papelbon RP FA		Locked
C. Smith RP FA		Locked
P. Neshek RP FA		Locked
L. Gregerson RP FA		Locked
F. Rodney RP FA		Locked
Total 22 / 22 Keepers 1 Set / 3 Allowed

The Bye Bye Balbonis
T. d'Arnaud C ATL		Locked
A. Rizzo 1B NYY		Locked
C. Davis 1B FA		Locked
J. Morneau 1B FA		Locked
I. Kinsler 2B FA		Locked
B. Crawford SS STL		Locked
A. Ramirez SS FA		Locked
D. Wright 3B FA		Locked
M. Holliday LF FA		Locked
S. Souza Jr. RF FA		Locked
M. Ozuna DH ATL		Locked
W. Ramos C/DH FA		Locked
C. Blackmon RF/DH COL		Locked
M. Moustakas 1B/3B/DH FA		Locked
H. Pence LF/RF/DH FA		Locked
S. Kazmir SP FA		Locked
J. Samardzija SP FA		Locked
J. Zimmermann SP FA		Locked
C. Sale SP ATL		Locked
60DA. DeSclafani SP MIN		Locked
D. Storen RP FA		Locked
K. Jansen RP BOS		Locked
Total 21 / 22 Keepers 0 Set / 3 Allowed

...And the season's over

Dusty 2 Sacks

Brutus The Schwarber Beefcake

Failure to Launch

Four

Schiraldi's Tears

Nothing's Better than My Joc's Semien

Take Me To Iglesias

Grizzly Man

The Noble Salmon

Ethan

The Bye Bye Balbonis