The Mispronounced Draft Pick

FantasyStandingsStatsMiscGames
#TeamOwnerWL%GBDivPostStrkPFAvgPAAvgRankWPPreviousCurrent
1Dbacksdad85.6154-20-1L11,830.1140.781,835.9141.22512th
2Eaglesdostuff85.6152-41-2L21,844.4141.881,654.3127.25613th
3ajfmrf85.6153-32-1L11,805.35138.871,724.15132.63211th
4ichtnadore76.53813-30-1L31,780.1136.931,761.3135.4897th

The Pill-Popper and Superbowl Champ

1soulfly85.6154-20-1L11,724132.621,302.95100.2349th
2Dom76.53814-23-0W41,542.75118.671,501.15115.47106th
3playerpiano67.46222-40-1L21,265.897.371,456.85112.071116th
4mikielikes58.38532-42-1L11,566.95120.531,522.25117.1125th

The All-Time Leader in Slapped Asses

1Elwood333103.7695-12-0W91,890145.381,559.9119.99115th
2kjhoover85.61525-11-1W11,675.1128.851,590122.3188th
3tjmcculloch49.30862-41-1W11,330.5102.351,599.85123.07134th
4Take Over49.30860-61-1L11,534.8118.061,631.8125.52143rd

The Only Active Great Grandfather in the NFL

1Badboy194.6925-11-1W11,608.15123.71,370.1105.39314th
2Johnny59085.61513-30-2L21,670.75128.521,366.5105.12710th
3gobrowns531310.23163-30-2L3967.274.41,670.1128.47152nd
4FishFreak112.07781-52-0W21,213.793.361,702.55130.97161st