The Mispronounced Draft Pick

FantasyStandingsStatsMiscGames
#TeamOwnerWL%GBDivGBStrkPFAvgPAAvgRankWPPreviousCurrent
1-*Eaglesdostuff84.6672-31W11,699.7141.641,504.2125.35214th
2-*Dbacksdad75.58313-22W11,6801401,691.2140.93511th
3-yzajfmrf75.58312-32L11,629.4135.781,585.3132.1179th
4ichtnadore75.58313-22L11,641.25136.771,585.35132.11610th

The Pill-Popper and Superbowl Champ

1-*soulfly75.5833-22W41,565.7130.471,238.05103.1797th
2-zDom66.50013-23L11,404.95117.081,395.7116.31106th
3-zplayerpiano66.50012-33W11,200.9100.081,298.55108.21115th
4-yzomikielikes57.41722-34L51,461.5121.791,384.45115.37124th

The All-Time Leader in Slapped Asses

1-xElwood33393.7504-1W61,746.9145.571,439.25119.94116th
2-*kjhoover84.66715-01W21,554.45129.541,446.9120.58313th
3-yzoTake Over48.33350-55L21,462.8121.91,498.75124.9133rd
4-yzotjmcculloch39.25061-46L21,197.4599.791,527.85127.32142nd

The Only Active Great Grandfather in the NFL

1-yBadboy184.6674-11W21,505125.421,314.75109.56412th
2-yzJohnny59075.58312-32L11,536.4128.031,340111.6788th
3-yzogobrowns53139.25053-26W1940.778.391,535.75127.98151st
4-yzoFishFreak111.08371-48L91,158.3596.531,599.4133.281615th