Snooki, AKA Nicole Polizzi, of Jersey Shore and the public consciousness, dramatically switched up her look. The reality star was seen with friend JWoww at an airport looking more hipster...

I can't even believe it, guys. Do you know that it's been over a month since we last talked about Snooki? Do you remember the times when a day or two couldn't go by without some crazy Snooki story...

I have just one thing to say to Snooki--and it starts with "F-ck" and ends with "you". Because oh my goodness, I looked *NOTHING* like this eight weeks after giving birth (either time), and to be...

You guys'll never guess who this adorable little kid turned out to be. And if you can only imagine what she'd be like if she'd stayed away from the shots, and the black eyeliner, and the cheeseball...

... And no doubt, because she's, what, about six-thousand months pregnant? You've got people like Kristen Cavallari who gestated a fetus and birthed that child in what seemed like record time, or...

The caption to the above photo?:

Preggers power. I'll cut a bitch if you mess w my baby!

Oh my. Oh my. This is what we have to look forward to on the upcoming season of Jersey Shore? This? Because...

Here we go, I guess. It can only get worse from here, so we may as well sit back and let the shitshow commence.

This is a photo that Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi posted to her Twitter feed, showing off...

From TMZ:

With Snooki pregnant and The Situation getting sober, the people behind "Jersey Shore" are FREAKED the show will lose its sex-crazed alcohol-fueled edge -- so they're looking to phase...

I know, I gagged a little writing that headline, so I can imagine how it must feel to have that bomb dropped on you with no prior warning.

MTV reports that the entire cast of Jersey Shore is...

"I don't want to be one of those moms who's pregnant in a club. It's disgusting."

Oh. OK then. See, I thought there was some kind of misunderstanding for a second. That quote up there? That's...