Hey, remember when everybody thought the world was going to end on December 21st, 2012? And some people really thought the world was going to end, and they focused their whole lives on getting...

What's her name again? HEIDI MONTAG. Right. I have Crystal Harris on the brain from the earlier post about Holly Madison, and I couldn't think of any other name than Crystal Harris. I mean, yeah, I...

Heidi Montag is Back (evilbeetgossip.com)

And this is what she looks like going to a baby shower for "friend," Kristin Cavallari.

From Us Magazine:

Kristin Cavallari's baby shower looked like a mini-Hills reunion.

The pregnant...

Wow, right? And let me tell you -- it's not January Jones, and it's not Naomi Watts-or-Laura Linney (those two always look the same to me).

Want a second look? OK, here:

Got it yet? Here are a...

Whew, time sure does fly, folks. Can you believe that it's been three whole months since we last posted about Heidi Montag, and an entire four months since Spencer was mentioned on the site? That's...

Color me stupid, but I almost fell off my chair when I read that Heidi Montag is only twenty-five. She's only twenty-five. That means she was practically a CHILD when she had all this crazy plastic...

Whoooaaaaa! Did you feel that? That was the Earth settling contentedly on its axis, as all the Cosmos shrug: Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are flat broke. Or at least, that's what the couple...

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