Actress, purveyor of body shame and rich white woman Gwyneth Paltrow faces adversity in her day to day life on levels we couldn't possibly fathom. She has too many pairs of black Armani slacks to...

Today in "blah blah, who f-cking cares?" news, Gwyneth Paltrow credits the media for hooking her up with Coldplay frontman and husband Chris Martin. Apparently the two had never even met when the...

Gwyneth Paltrow, Ms. perfect vegan goddess, admitted to getting botox -- and to smoking cigarettes. I...I think I love her. One minute she has me eye rolling so hard it hurts, like when she brags...

Gwyneth Paltrow apparently has no idea that her husband, Chris Martin, finds her annoying. Maybe now she'll figure it out.

Mr. Martin wanted to buy a house for him and his Coldplay bandmates to...

You know you're one annoying motherf-cker when even your husband is worried about how much you're getting on people's nerves. I mean, let's face it -- Gwyneth Paltrow, in the past month alone, has...

Gwyneth Paltrow must be as high as a kite from eating psychotropic herbs from her greenhouse garden or something. That's the only excuse for the absolute shit she spews about her thoughts on food....

Gwyneth Paltrow lives on pete moss and lettuce water, but somehow she's managed to give birth to two healthy (and gluten-deprived) kids with Chris Martin. However, the wheatgrass isn't always green...

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