Chris Brown has some advice for Ray Rice evilbeetgossip.com 1 Day

In today's "Oh, fuck off!" news, Chris Brown was asked by MTV's Sway if he had any advice for disgraced NFL player Ray Rice. Makes sense, I suppose, since they're both violent assholes who abuse...

Chris Brown wants to have a baby with Karrueche Tran evilbeetgossip.com 24 Days

Obviously I'm all for free-will, but this is a case where I wish forced sterilization was a thing. You see, Chris Brown has jokingly suggested that he wants to have a baby with his Rihanna...

Chris Brown is getting fat, apparently evilbeetgossip.com 2 Months

Chris Brown has been living it up since leaving jail a couple of months ago -- recording songs with Justin Bieber, throwing big parties, pretending he's a gang-banger and generally just being his...

Chris Brown is enjoying his new jail cell evilbeetgossip.com 5 Months

The last we checked in with our good pal Chris Brown, he was traveling across the country on a US Marshal-guarded plane on his way to DC. While his lawyer failed to get the judge to drop his...

How Much Did Chris Brown Pay this Judge, Then? evilbeetgossip.com 7 Months

Chris Brown is a dickhead of epic proportions, the forefather whose asshole status is that which Justin Bieber has aspired to ascend to. He has committed so many crimes with such blatant lack of...

Chris Brown Has Been Ordered Back to Rehab evilbeetgossip.com 10 Months

Chris Brown has been having a bit of a rough time lately, eh? After his most recent misdemeanor assault charge, someone on his management team got smart and decided it was time for him to go to...

Are Chris Brown and Drake Friends Now? evilbeetgossip.com 12 Months

Drake and Chris Brown hate each other. They're like oil and water -- they do not mix under any circumstances, and it's all Rihanna's fault (isn't it always?). Well, apparently they've decided to...

Chris Brown Pleads ‘Not Guilty' In Hit-and-Run Case evilbeetgossip.com Jul 24 '13

Every night, I dream of a better world -- one where world hunger is solved, there's no more war and Chris Brown rots in a dirty prison cell forever. In reality, he only faces a maximum of four...

That Stupid Drake/Chris Brown Lawsuit Has Been Dropped evilbeetgossip.com Jul 23 '13

Drake and Chris Brown have never gotten along very well -- Rihanna is a divisive force, I suppose -- but things came to a head at the WiP nightclub last June when a fight broke out between the two...

Surprise! Chris Brown Is Still Assaulting Women! evilbeetgossip.com Jun 25 '13

Hey, you know how Chris Brown is totally reformed now and learned from his past mistakes and is really a decent guy who wants to make the world a better place now? SIKE! Only kidding. Instead of...