Chris Brown: ‘Rihanna will never do better than me’ evilbeetgossip.com 4 months ago

Chris Brown is such a walking bag of dicks that I long ago lost words to describe him any more coherently or intelligently. He just fucking sucks. Funny enough, though, HE doesn’t think he sucks. ...

Chris Brown is rushing through his community service work evilbeetgossip.com 6 months ago

Chris Brown has a whopping 1,000 hours of community service to complete as part of his probation sentencing, which stems back from when he beat the shit out of Rihanna years ago. Well, he's finally...

Is Chris Brown going to be someone's father? evilbeetgossip.com 8 months ago

Chris Brown has been joking about wanting to have a baby with on-and-off Rihanna rip-off Karrueche Tran, but it seems like it's maybe possibly actually happening. Someone who goes by the handle @...

Chris Brown has some advice for Ray Rice evilbeetgossip.com 10 months ago

In today's "Oh, fuck off!" news, Chris Brown was asked by MTV's Sway if he had any advice for disgraced NFL player Ray Rice. Makes sense, I suppose, since they're both violent assholes who abuse ...

Chris Brown wants to have a baby with Karrueche Tran evilbeetgossip.com 10 months ago

Obviously I'm all for free-will, but this is a case where I wish forced sterilization was a thing. You see, Chris Brown has jokingly suggested that he wants to have a baby with his Rihanna ...

Chris Brown is getting fat, apparently evilbeetgossip.com 11 months ago

Chris Brown has been living it up since leaving jail a couple of months ago -- recording songs with Justin Bieber, throwing big parties, pretending he's a gang-banger and generally just being his ...

Chris Brown is enjoying his new jail cell evilbeetgossip.com 1 year ago

The last we checked in with our good pal Chris Brown, he was traveling across the country on a US Marshal-guarded plane on his way to DC. While his lawyer failed to get the judge to drop his ...

How Much Did Chris Brown Pay this Judge, Then? evilbeetgossip.com 1 year ago

Chris Brown is a dickhead of epic proportions, the forefather whose asshole status is that which Justin Bieber has aspired to ascend to. He has committed so many crimes with such blatant lack of ...

Chris Brown Has Been Ordered Back to Rehab evilbeetgossip.com 2 years ago

Chris Brown has been having a bit of a rough time lately, eh? After his most recent misdemeanor assault charge, someone on his management team got smart and decided it was time for him to go to ...

Are Chris Brown and Drake Friends Now? evilbeetgossip.com 2 years ago

Drake and Chris Brown hate each other. They're like oil and water -- they do not mix under any circumstances, and it's all Rihanna's fault (isn't it always?). Well, apparently they've decided to ...